Commencement is a special time, as it’s every graduating senior’s last chance to savor their time in college, and to embrace their futures ahead. It’s also a chance to hear a great speech, and here are some of the better ones throughout the years:
1. Steve Jobs. Speaking to Stanford University’s graduating class of 2005, the legendary mind behind Apple talked about the importance of ambition and bravery in everyday life.
Remarkable quote: “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.”
2. Ellen DeGeneres. Always getting a laugh, Ellen spoke to Tulane University in 2009, and urged them to embrace their individual passions.
Remarkable quote: “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.”
3. Stephen Colbert. Colbert is one of the funniest personalities in the media today, but that doesn’t mean he can’t impart some wisdom every once in a while. The proof? This 20 minute long speech at Northwestern University in 2011.
Remarkable quote: “Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what’s going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along…And we didn’t have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and if they didn’t show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.”
4. Amy Poehler. In 2011, Amy Poehler gave a heartfelt speech to Harvard University’s class of 2011. Though she’s typically light-hearted, she gave some stern advice, urging students to be completely present both in their lives and in the lives of others.
Remarkable quote: “I cannot stress enough that the answer to a lot of your life’s questions is often in someone else’s face. Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people’s faces.”
5. Barack Obama. Just this past year, President Obama gave a rousing speech at Barnard College, a private women’s liberal arts school in New York, and because he’s, well, the president, it was nothing short of great.
Remarkable quote: “Because as tough as things have been, I am convinced you are tougher. I’ve seen your passion and I’ve seen your service…I’ve seen a generation eager—impatient event—to step into the rushing waters of history and change its course.”
College is a big, exciting place, and sometimes it’s easy to get swept up in all that excitement. Just remember: keep your head and your common sense, and, like everything else in life, don’t believe everything you hear. To help you out, here are a few myths about college. The key word being myth. As in probably not true. And by probably we mean definitely:
- There’s a pool on the roof of the student center. With 100% certainty, I can tell you that there is in fact most definitely not a pool on the roof of the student center. Because, seriously. Really? However, if someone tells you that the library is full of puppies, well, you better head over there ASAP because that just might be true.
- The Freshman 15 is inevitable. While it’s true that college is a place of high alcohol consumption and an inevitably worse diet (thanks, dining hall), it’s still possible to avoid packing on those extra fifteen pounds. For instance, all you have to do is be conscious of what you put in your body and exercise a little bit. No big deal, right? Besides, it’s not like the freshman 15 is exclusive to, well, just freshman. Sophomores, juniors, and seniors are all susceptible to a little weight gain if they get too lazy.
- Your teachers don’t even know who you are. You don’t have to be anonymous in your college class, no matter how big it is. If you show up to office hours, participate in class, and show your professor that you’re taking their class seriously, then they’ll definitely know who you are. Not only will you benefit in the future when you need to ask your professor for some recommendations for a job, grad school, or some other opportunity, but you’ll benefit in the short term, too. Just ask your GPA.
- Don’t talk to seniors, or else. Okay, if the upperclassmen seriously seem big and tall and whenever you look at them they scowl and look like they’re about to eat you, then fine, don’t talk to them. But chances are most seniors and juniors would be happy to make new friends and to talk to some fresh faces. In college age doesn’t matter as much as it did in high school. While you shouldn’t make a habit of becoming friends with only upperclassmen, it doesn’t hurt to have a few friends who can show you the ropes. What’s more, most of the classes you take will have a mix of kids from all years, so there’s no reason why you can’t all be friendly.
- Everyone is a number crunching, late-into-the-night-studying super-genius and you’ll never compare to that. In one simple word: false. While there will always be those kids that seem to know everything, who will never get less than an A on an assignment or exam, the majority of students have to put a ton of work into their grades, so don’t feel bad if you’re not getting the marks you want. The rule of thumb: you get what you give. If you want to get those high grades, then buckle down, study, and do what you can to get them.
While you should definitely study what you want to study, and pursue what you love, it’s important to be realistic about your ambitions. That’s to say, in today’s economy, which is still cracking more than one of Joan Rivers’ facelifts, you should set yourself up for success. And some majors result in less job prospects and lower average incomes. That’s just a fact. Here’s a few of those offenders:
Anthropology and archeology. While both of these fields are incredibly cool (think Indiana Jones), you’ll probably fight an uphill battle after graduation. According to Forbes, the median income for anthro majors is $28,000 per year. That’s not much, especially when considering the rising prices of rent, food, and living.
Film and photography/fine arts. Face it: did you really expect the arts would be profitable? While it’s a hard reality to face (who doesn’t love the arts?), if you major in it, you might find out all too quickly what it really means to be a ‘struggling artist.’
Philosophy and religious studies. It’s true: it’s the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. At least, that’s what Aristotle says. And he’s one of the best philosophers that ever was. No doubt, philosophy and religion are both extremely important; they might just not be the most practical.
Graphic design. The unemployment rate for recent graduates who majored in graphic design is almost 12%. Plus the median earnings for the employed ones is only $32,000.
History. While I, for one, don’t want to be doomed to repeat any big mistakes and so dearly appreciate the work of historians, I also don’t want history majors to be doomed by unemployment, which, according to Forbes, is all too likely to happen. Unemployment rates for history majors is currently over 10%.
English. As an English major, I myself admit that I’ve made life harder by choosing a degree that might not turn out to be the most profitable. That being said, when looking for a job, I’ll play up my communication, editing, and comprehension skills.
That all said and done, there’s no reason why you can’t still pursue these disciplines. If you go to a liberal arts school, you can take a ton of classes in, say, anthropology, but without majoring in it. You could also make it your minor.
One of the most important aspects of college is the relationship you have with your roommate. While your roommate might not be your best friend, there are some things to remember to make sure you get along:
1. Flexibility. The great thing about school is that there are so many things to do, but that means you and your roommate will probably be moving in different directions. You might be sleeping while he’s in a physics lab, or you might be playing intramural soccer when she’s meeting with her study group. Whatever the case is, be sure that you not only compare schedules, but that you respect them—especially when it comes to sleep schedules.
2. The Golden Rule. Speaking of respect, treat your roommate like you want to be treated and your relationship will go a long way. Seriously.
3. Alone time. The biggest secret to a good roommate situation is to be aware of each other’s space. A dorm room is a small area, and it can seem even smaller if you can never get any time to yourself. In order to get some quality R & R, be up front about what you want: the room to yourself once in a while.
4. Open communication. If something about your roommate is annoying you, then address it head-on. Talk about each other’s pet peeves, if you like to keep the room messy or clean, if it’s alright to play loud music, things like that. The more you communicate the less likely you are to run into a problem.
5. Earphones. Of course, sometimes all you need is a solid pair of headphones so that you can, well, just rock out. Or ignore them.
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